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Picture Dump

July 27th, 2009 · 37 Comments

I’ll just leave these here.
















Tags: Picture Dump

37 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Ira Shlamazel // Jul 28, 2009 at 10:35 pm

    I could have used that Off spray about 27 years ago…

    I smell Hai Karate.

  • 2 RCoA // Jul 28, 2009 at 10:49 pm

    I *LOVE* misspelled tattoos. Huge fan. If neither the customer nor the artist know how to spell, the happier I am.

    @Ira, LOL!

  • 3 geo7399 // Jul 28, 2009 at 10:51 pm

    Wow. Those pics speak for themselves.

  • 4 davidhazard71 // Jul 29, 2009 at 12:45 am

    I dare you to post the current photo of that “band” lol j/k thanks for the laughs …sure needed them this morn.

  • 5 phoebefigalilly // Jul 29, 2009 at 2:18 am

    The topless band is the “Ladybirds” they can be seen in a small segment of that classic of American thought film “The Wild Wild World of Jayne Mansfield” watch it to make your life complete

  • 6 TalkinHorse // Jul 29, 2009 at 3:52 am

    So that’s what they mean by “jug band“.

  • 7 bnaivar // Jul 29, 2009 at 4:36 am

    They had an accordion player, but it just didn’t work out.

  • 8 Knavish Rogue // Jul 29, 2009 at 5:29 am

    You forgot this one….

    http://peterjsullivan.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/weirdest-family-photo-ever-probably-nsfw.jpg

  • 9 joshpincusiscrying // Jul 29, 2009 at 7:44 am

    I wonder if Lisa McBrayer said “yes” or ran like hell?

  • 10 ShannonS // Jul 29, 2009 at 8:45 am

    This series raises more of life’s questions than it answers.

    But most importantly, is that a tatoo of Mary Kay Place on her back?

    Knavish Rogue–The picture is very disturbing. How progressive that the father is letting the daughter explore her curious side. Though I believe the mother who probably made those costumes embellished his equipment a little.

    Finally, Harv–was he a roadie or just a music lover with really bad taste?

  • 11 danny6114 // Jul 29, 2009 at 8:53 am

    A Rachel Ray tattoo, very sad

  • 12 Stretch99 // Jul 29, 2009 at 9:01 am

    DUMP was never used so appropriately…

  • 13 Sam Shepperd // Jul 29, 2009 at 10:30 am

    Cool man! I just morphed April and Jacko:
    http://www.morphthing.com/image/15294054-aprilw-jpg–Michael-Jackson?key=0186e0cedcdddd596210bcaef2e37ddb&d=1

  • 14 RCoA // Jul 29, 2009 at 12:04 pm

    Our Russian friend above suffered the ultimate Blue Screen of Death.

  • 15 pal Jacky // Jul 29, 2009 at 12:04 pm

    don’t assume ’sweet pee’ is misspelled.
    many golden shower enthusiasts will force their sex partners to drink liter upon liter of cactus cooler to achieve ’sweet pee’.
    And as far as mary kay place is concerned. Did you know that the great Emmylou harris played her back up singer in a few episodes of ‘mary hartman, mary hartman’? Early in harris’ career when she was best known for writing songs about stealing bodies and immolating them at Joshua tree.(’boulder to birmingham’).

  • 16 DavidinBerkeley // Jul 29, 2009 at 12:19 pm

    Shannon beat me to the Mary Kay Place guess.

    Talkin Horse made me laugh.

    Those “French” animals made me nauseous.

  • 17 Ojoya // Jul 29, 2009 at 12:56 pm

    re: Mary Kay Place… I totally thought it was Rachael Ray

  • 18 steeb // Jul 29, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    re: Mary Kay Place. I’m hoping it’s the girl who played Topanga on “Boy Meets World”.

  • 19 supertec // Jul 29, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    Thats gotta be rachel ray on her back

  • 20 JohnnyQuest666 // Jul 29, 2009 at 7:43 pm

    Coming this summer: Robert Downey Jr. IS…
    Barn Owl Bill.
    BEWARE THE BEZOAR!!

  • 21 JohnnyQuest666 // Jul 29, 2009 at 7:48 pm

    Oh, and can I just say my favorite is the sweet looking lady sitting next to that sweet, sweet technology…
    Big hair and dumb terminals rule!
    (And check out the paneling – hell yeah, I’ve got wood…)

  • 22 JohnnyQuest666 // Jul 29, 2009 at 7:55 pm

    OK, just one more, because the first three pictures I get, but a duck and a fawn? That’s just sick.

    BTW, if you look closely, I think there is a small amount of hair in the armpits of the dress. If only we could see the backs of those outfits…

  • 23 creeto // Jul 29, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    I had April’s picture of her and Andy Dick cartoonified – http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2525/3770459499_6272cdde13_o.jpg

  • 24 DavidinBerkeley // Jul 30, 2009 at 10:46 am

    Oh, Creeto, that looks like they’re sharing a Super-Sized condom!

  • 25 Stretch99 // Jul 30, 2009 at 6:14 pm

    I understand the tatoo on the back
    you have to look in her face while taking her from behind!!

  • 26 Sam Shepperd // Jul 30, 2009 at 9:41 pm

    And it’s laughing…as if…in humiliation.

  • 27 yelkcub33 // Jul 30, 2009 at 10:18 pm

    Imagi-caption…
    1-since a basenji can’t speak, how can he say no mean no?
    2-cats are to girls as feeding the damn things is to boyfriends
    3-grasshopper meets brandy alexander
    4-If AFLAC ever gave Disney product placement money
    5-I’ll be her Commodore 6.4 anytime
    6-I can’t believe The Sun got the corpse photos so easily.
    7-Being a relatively furry guy, it looks like any suit I’ve worn right before it goes to the dry cleaner.
    8-PUGS SUCK TRUNK
    9-This was rather confusing. While previous MKP references seem to track, I get the distinct feeling (note the hair) that she tatooed her own face on her back just to remind the guy behind her whom he was doing.
    10- Isn’t that a Mac in the background? Trust Steve Jobs to out-market the PC (or maybe he’s saving himself a spot)
    11-Hopefully McBrayer said no to McGayer
    12-Woodstock + Jag? What a surprise, as every hippie is a stupid vicious “dude there’s only one bowl left and I got to have it in the morning” lying “dude, share is fair” when you have it greedy selfish hypocrite. It’s okay to invest in third world mineral rights derivatives that pull their margin from slave labor because I buy Tom’s of Maine toothpaste.
    But I digress.
    13-It’s good to be “stand-up” for your art, but I really think William H. Macy needs to at least try to make some real money.
    14-ROCKTOBER
    15-Especially Super Bowl Sunday
    16-The spelling problem isn’t with “pee” vs “pea”, but with “sweet” vs “sweat.” It’s just a partial list of the fluids that can be left there.
    17-Go to hell, all of you – that got me. I’m ordering one.
    18-Hillary Clinton, Sonia Sotomayor, and Janet Napolitano make one last desperate attempt to convince illegals to come back to America.
    19-I don’t get it.

  • 28 Sam Shepperd // Jul 31, 2009 at 12:16 am

    Re. # 18 – I think if those three formed a topless singing trio it’s have a similar effect to #19 – only it might be “Cholo Repellent” – or for that matter “Male WASP” repellent.

  • 29 TalkinHorse // Jul 31, 2009 at 12:59 am

    Now here’s something so disgusting that I immediately thought of April. Some company has finally started selling a sex toy for your dog. The next time the little degenerate grabs your leg, gently point him to this little figure and watch your happy pooch go to town.

  • 30 SpicyD // Jul 31, 2009 at 5:21 am

    yelkcub33 you are clearly not Jewish. The humor (okay that may be stretching it but its the word I am using) in #12 of the JAG is the plate “No Gelt”. It’s a play on words. Gelt is yiddish for for money. So the JAG owner has no money.

  • 31 Brandex // Jul 31, 2009 at 10:31 am

    Cactus cooler? eww. So they’re getting a moment of sweet pee for a lifetime of diabetes from all that freakin’ soda.

    I love these pictures, April. The first one sort of makes me want to move to a remote island so that I don’t accidentally run into the “artist” who thought of those.

  • 32 pal Jacky // Jul 31, 2009 at 11:47 am

    actually ‘Gelt’ like many yiddish terms is taken directly from german.
    ‘no money’ in german is ‘kein Gelt’
    No point, I’m just showing off my knowledge.

  • 33 ShannonS // Jul 31, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    SpicyD

    If you mean you really don’t “get” #19 it’s a newspaper ad with a spelling error. Insect/Incest.
    Much like the often Pubic auction instead of Public auction often seen in newspaper ads.

    Which brings to mind the movie Angels and Insects–period piece and slow, however for me was a good movie because you don’t see the climax coming.

    Thanks for explaining the Gelt pal Jacky. I thought it was No Guilt via DMV spelling.

  • 34 chrisbcritter // Jul 31, 2009 at 10:16 pm

    I did a mashup of April a while back (thanks to lileks.com):

    http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y164/ChrisBrame/breadcover.jpg

  • 35 Janet // Aug 1, 2009 at 12:36 pm

    I THINK I’M GOING TO BE SICK. . .

  • 36 chrisbcritter // Aug 3, 2009 at 7:57 am

    What the hell, let’s throw in another:

    http://jalopnik.com/5328004/danica-patrick-raises-yet-another-gender-issue

  • 37 Pookie // Aug 28, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    you know how people say, oh, i’m cryin! i spit out my spaghetti! i can’t read your blog or i’ll get fired for laughing! and they just say it because they’re online; they don’t really mean it?

    i MEAN it.

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