April Winchell

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• 1 pal Jacky // Jul 31, 2009 at 11:55 am

  She was one of the big celebrities who would attend Sarah Palen rallies!!
  ” the only thing worse than a dipshit is a dipshit with a bible.”
  It is one of the most important axioms for living in post-industrial America

• 2 joshpincusiscrying // Jul 31, 2009 at 12:06 pm

  I take the train to work every day. I, like other commuters, read a book on my train ride. People who read the bible on the train freak me out. I NEVER sit next to them, even if it is the only available seat, I’ll stand.

• 3 Sam Shepperd // Jul 31, 2009 at 12:16 pm

  I think it says something about this twitterer that the only word she knows or cares to capitalize is “Bible”. I’ll bet is she were more forthcoming, she would have specified it’s Fox she watches, and not just tv.

• 4 tear it up... // Jul 31, 2009 at 12:25 pm

  Has this girl gone wild?… Twitter, TV, and the Bible?… This tops Bibliomancy!

• 5 pal Jacky // Jul 31, 2009 at 3:05 pm

  as far as bibliomancy is concerned. If you haven’t read the book of revelations, you should. It is a good read in a dante’s inferno fantasy cataclysm type of way.
  while doing that ask yourself, what kind of nutball would believe that this is going to be played out for real.
  Then and only then will you understand that evangelical christians are the most insane people of our time and whose thoughts need to be dismissed out right.

• 6 Scott // Jul 31, 2009 at 3:13 pm

  Thanks for the tip joshpincusiscrying . Note to self: Reading the Bible keeps people away from you on the train. I find that looking like a homeless person works well too.

• 7 RCoA // Jul 31, 2009 at 3:36 pm

  I don’t blame Heidi. I’d praise the Lord too if I became famous for doing nothing.

• 8 Knavish Rogue // Jul 31, 2009 at 4:31 pm

  wait a minute. how the hell was she doing both things at once? and what was she watching?

• 9 ShannonS // Jul 31, 2009 at 4:39 pm

  First I had to Google this Twat to find out who she is and then I still didn’t know.

  Twat, twat,twatty McTwat twat.

  From Wiki:

  “On March 3, 2008, Montag’s stepbrother Eric O’Hara was killed in a accident after a fall from an icy roof. O’Hara was a veteran of Iraq and Afghanistan and served the 82nd Airborne Division.[40] Montag released a statement regarding the death:

  “Losing my brother at an early age is such a tragedy. I just loved him more than anything. He was just so patriotic. He really wanted to go to Iraq and help and do all that he could for his country. He felt like it was his duty. I’ll really miss him.”[40]

  In an April 2008 interview, Montag said that she was a Republican and that she planned to vote for John McCain in the 2008 presidential election.[41] Although not registered to vote when making that statement, she said that this was because she had been too busy and that she planned to register soon.[42] In a later interview in July 2009 on the Alex Jones Radio show, Montag retracted her Republican support and said she no longer believes in the false left-right paradigm. [1]During the interview, Montag cited the Documentary “The Obama Deception,” created by Alex Jones, as her reason for changing her political viewpoint.”

  Big fat Scooby Doo “HUUUUnnnnhhhh?

• 10 Nusa // Jul 31, 2009 at 4:46 pm

  Twitter wit? Twit ‘er wit it!

• 11 pal Jacky // Jul 31, 2009 at 5:16 pm

  Alex Jones is one of my all time favorite nuts. He is one of the major 9/11 inside job loudmouths. So deluded that even art bell quit interviewing him on that subject.
  He also believes that the bildeburgs/illuminatie/trilaterial commision/are the ones that really run the world.
  The bush tribe and the Clinton clan are both major players in this new world order, hence the false left/right paradigm.
  If Alex Jones went on the radio and said “the sun sets in the west’. I would think about it before agreeing.

• 12 ShannonS // Jul 31, 2009 at 5:47 pm

  Okay, here is my favorite video of the day.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmKcXMG0rYg

• 13 ShannonS // Jul 31, 2009 at 5:51 pm

  I bet the twat mispronouced “paradigm”.

• 14 ShannonS // Jul 31, 2009 at 5:54 pm

  Much like the actress from Desperate Housewives mispronunced “Kudos” in regards to a benefit they did.

  “I guess kudos to us.”

  She pronounced it as Koodoos.

• 15 pal Jacky // Jul 31, 2009 at 8:05 pm

  it is easy to get Alex Jones mixed up with another kooky Texan, Jim Mars. Besides ‘the new world order’, Mars’ big thing is the UFO cover up.
  Mars, however, isn’t nearly as certifiable as David Icke who thinks the world is secretly run by Space aliens. The ‘reptillian’ kind dressed up like people. Art Bell also quit interviewing Icke about ten years ago.
  George Noory who replaced Art Bell has had both Jones and Icke on and doesn’t seem bothered by their severe lack of critical reasoning skills and the their ability to take the least probable of all scenarios
  and run with it as if it were absolute fact.

• 16 Stretch99 // Aug 3, 2009 at 11:10 am

  yes – she said Para-digum

  like the frog from Sugar Smacks – DIG-UM

  ribbit ribbit

• 17 Pookie // Aug 28, 2009 at 3:15 pm

  i can’t even fucking comment about this fucking fuckwit

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