April Winchell

31 responses so far ↓

• 1 supertec // Aug 3, 2009 at 1:45 pm

  Yes April but he does have a dog tatoo on his chest so he can’t be all bad, right?

• 2 Stretch99 // Aug 3, 2009 at 2:23 pm

  The glasses give him a nice bookish touch.

  I assume he is the exception to the rule about hitting someone wearing glasses

• 3 Sam Shepperd // Aug 3, 2009 at 5:24 pm

  What’s the common theme of this masterpiece? Dog faced demon, spider, shamrock, pitbull on leash, pentagram, a death-queen-joker kind of female face with skulls and bat wings on top of her head. But what’s that one on his left chest? Kind of looks like a pipe sticking out of the mouth of perhaps a leprechaun facing something roundish and yellow – maybe the pot of gold. The Irish angle would make sense and fit the rest of the motif since this arrest was in Chicago – Mictown.
  http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2009-07/48329149.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-mug-photogallery,0,5488047.photogallery%3Findex%3Dchi-mug-0728-michael-knuth&usg=__uUAUa5eR0iG-YAtF2UfVklVvpIY=&h=333&w=500&sz=85&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=GtBCAgAt_WGknM:&tbnh=87&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3DMichael%2B%2522Tatoo%2522%2BKnuth%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff

• 4 supertec // Aug 3, 2009 at 6:48 pm

  Stretch your right. I did not even notice the glasses. This changes everthing

• 5 pal Jacky // Aug 3, 2009 at 6:59 pm

  A while back I checked out the local Jessica’s law website and found that a good friend of mine’s brother is a convicted rapist. I thought he spent time in jail for domestic violence.
  i should post my mugsh0ts.
  it’s ‘dance dance revolution’ and it so last gen.
  Even ‘guitar hero’ is pretty played out. there’s a ‘beatles’ one coming out on some GH. I’m paying my nephew big bucks not to get it.

• 6 Area Man // Aug 3, 2009 at 7:58 pm

  “No, really, is it tattooed on my forehead? I can’t tell.”

• 7 2duur4u // Aug 3, 2009 at 9:03 pm

  The heck with the tattoos, am I the only one who has noticed that he has not whites to his eyes? c-r-e-e-p-y

• 8 Sam Shepperd // Aug 3, 2009 at 9:30 pm

  His entire face, especially his eyelids, are infected from dirty tattoo needles. Look at the side-view and you can see his eyelids are puffy, red and swollen shut. I think the one who deserves the “STUPID” medal here is the dumbass who injected this idiot’s epidermis with bacteria adulterated ink.

  Maybe this is why the guy is so mad at the world – shooting at Chicago’s finest and all. He was probably drugged, bungholed and forceably injected with an entire Bic® pen’s ink load of ink in the showers at the state penn. See, you gotta think these things out and smile on your brother and get together right now.

• 9 Auntie Vera Charles // Aug 3, 2009 at 9:56 pm

  He’s hot.

• 10 steve // Aug 3, 2009 at 11:23 pm

  does his forehead tattoo really say, ‘TATTOO”? At least Steve-O’s ‘Your Name Here’ tattoo is clever.

• 11 joshpincusiscrying // Aug 4, 2009 at 3:51 am

  I’m assuming they didn’t bother with anyone else in the police line-up.

• 12 bnaivar // Aug 4, 2009 at 6:25 am

  Not only is he stupid, but apparently he’s a lousy shot too.

• 13 Stretch99 // Aug 4, 2009 at 8:37 am

  He smells like fish

• 14 ListenerJustin // Aug 4, 2009 at 9:44 am

  I think the wireframes set off the whole layout nicely. It completes that hippy-shot-in-the-face-with-a-paintball-gun look.

• 15 Ira Shlamazel // Aug 4, 2009 at 12:49 pm

  I’d still rather fuck him than Orly Taintz.

  That’s what light switches are for.

• 16 Andre // Aug 4, 2009 at 1:53 pm

  Sam,

  This should be a big help in the future:

  http://tinyurl.com/

  It’s easy and free.

• 17 pal Jacky // Aug 4, 2009 at 2:23 pm

  i was over at my nephew’s house and mentioned ‘dance-dance revolution’. He claimed he still played it all the time and then whipped his PS2 version out and did a jig to ‘girls just want to have fun’.
  I used to hate his singing along to Laura Brannigan on Guitar Hero. Now I long for those days.

• 18 pal Jacky // Aug 4, 2009 at 5:52 pm

  now my nephew’s complaining that his cable package doesn’t get WE and he wants to come over to my house to watch ‘Dharma and Greg’ reruns.

• 19 April // Aug 4, 2009 at 5:53 pm

  Time to pray away the gay!

• 20 RCoA // Aug 4, 2009 at 7:44 pm

  That’s what happens when you fall asleep, drunk, next to criminals. With college kids it’s just Crayola markers and “I’m a fag” on the forehead. With criminals it’s clovers and Medusa and — is that Yoda on his left pec?

• 21 PeekaBooRevue // Aug 5, 2009 at 3:01 am

  bet he makes a mean batch of toilet wine

• 22 pal Jacky // Aug 5, 2009 at 11:22 am

  First things first, I’m praying the bad taste away.
  He found a website where he could watch old episodes of ‘the nanny’.
  The only 12 year old kid on the block with an I-phone. and he uses it to watch ‘the nanny’.

• 23 Sam Shepperd // Aug 5, 2009 at 11:56 am

  Had to look up “toilet wine” in Urban Dictionary and thought I’d share the definition: “1. Toilet Wine -
  1. Home-Made alcohol brewed by prison convicts in the top tank of their cell toilets. Used primarily for “Getting a Shine On” and trading for cigarettes and “Bitches”

  But judging from the adoring comment on Mr. Knuth, I think maybe he’d be one of the “Bitches” toilet wine is made from. Imagine what goes into Toilet Wine. Orange juice smuggled from the cafeteria inside the mouth of inmates; various items from their fruit cup and wadded-up bread concealed in various body folds. And not being able to flush for weeks, if not months in the case of “vintage” varieties.

• 24 pal Jacky // Aug 5, 2009 at 12:55 pm

  of course, I hope my prayers don’t get answered too soon. I need him to help in my vast letter writing campaign to keep Lisa Renna on the red carpet. Fuck the TV guide channel. He doesn’t yet understand my complete disgust for Lisa Renna and why I want her to be on the television at all, but he still thinks he will if he helps out long enough.

• 25 dodgerbob123 // Aug 5, 2009 at 1:21 pm

  He looks like half the guys in my neighborhood. Word.

• 26 Stretch99 // Aug 5, 2009 at 2:32 pm

  First step in your letter writing campaign:

  SPELL HER NAME CORRECTLY

  R I N N A
  that is all

• 27 pal Jacky // Aug 6, 2009 at 12:00 pm

  actually, part of her master plan is making her think her fans are not only obsessed but stupid.
  Also is Chris hardwick gonna talk about his cohosts tits they way Joey Fatone talked about Lisa renna?
  I don’t th9ink so.

• 28 Hrundi V. Bakshi // Aug 7, 2009 at 12:14 am

  Somewhere, someONE must have created a workable mathematical formula for the facial tattoo to IQ ratio; “FACE” at the wrong end of the bell curve and possessing any IQ at all, at the far distal end.

  Assuming that FACE equals what your mother gave you to go out and greet the world everyday and facial tattoo equals that which repels most every employer in the known universe

  then one should:

  A) refrain from having ANY
  B) get as many as one’s facial canvas can contain and declare yourself a museum for everything that is ROCKIN’ in the Western world.
  C) uhhhhhhhhhhh

  The correct answer is, of course, C.

• 29 PeekaBooRevue // Aug 7, 2009 at 6:35 am

  Rosetta tattoo?

• 30 ScottP // Aug 8, 2009 at 3:28 pm

  Wow, I thought a guy giving movie reviews on Shell’s GasPumpTV being labeled as Scott “Movie” Mantz was the pinnacle of over-obvious-ness!

• 31 Pookie // Aug 28, 2009 at 3:11 pm

  clearly, his colorist was wrong.