April Winchell

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• 1 RCoA // Aug 5, 2009 at 7:51 pm

  Beautiful! But I’m a little skeptical; It’s missing the official government stain like the one at Oral Taitz’ site. On the other hand, typewriter is impossible to Photoshop, so I guess it’s legit.

• 2 Gunner13 // Aug 5, 2009 at 7:56 pm

  Well, this certainly puts a myriad of ugly rumors to rest!

  I don’t think I would call your Dad a Witch – you doubtless call him other things, but not me.

  The website is funny – thanks.

• 3 rmsrmsrms // Aug 5, 2009 at 8:18 pm

  Looks like fun, but I would fudge the data a little, otherwise it could be used to phish for personal data and steal ones identity! (Things like name, date of birth, mothers maiden name).

• 4 Sam Shepperd // Aug 5, 2009 at 8:36 pm

  And to think…all those years…watching what I thought was the hardwood embodiment of American male youth. And now it’s all been a fraud perpetrated upon the American baby-boomers thinking Jerry Mahoney & Knucklehead Smiff were American kids just like us. The clubhouse…all of it probably reproductions of African village society institutions. I’ve been Africanized and didn’t even realize it, all the while thinking it was good clean fun. I’ll bet “spotty-watty-doo-doo” is African for “you been had sucka.”

• 5 renedarwin // Aug 6, 2009 at 12:56 am

  rmsrmsrms: April is afraid of nothing!

• 6 siwaba // Aug 6, 2009 at 4:12 am

  siwaba…

  Marshall University And Plane
  
  Ryan Agoncillo And Judy Annsantos
  
  …

• 7 Stretch99 // Aug 6, 2009 at 8:47 am

  …SAM
  for the last 40 years you’ve thought it was “spotty-watty-doo-doo” COMPUTER SAYS NO…

  “Winchell-Mahoney Time”
  The Nonsensical Lyrics:
  [kids] Hurray! Hurrah!
  [Paul] And what’s the secret password?
  [kids] Scotty-Wotty Doo-Doo,
  Scotty-Wotty Doo-Doo,
  Scotty Wotty Doo-Doo Paul!

• 8 April // Aug 6, 2009 at 10:09 am

  It’s actually SCOTTY wotty doo doo.

  My parents got complaints from parents about the doo-doo part.

• 9 pal Jacky // Aug 6, 2009 at 11:50 am

  probably parents of kids named Scott.
  We tortured scott P_____ with calling him doo-doo because of that chant.
  By the time he was in second grade he had to go to the “EH” classes. Now they are known as ’special ed’, back then they were ‘Educationally handicapped’. He claimed they meant ‘extra Help’ but we knew better.
  Thinking back now, if he was a normal kid instead of a ‘tard we probably wouldn’t have had as much fun taunting him.

• 10 pal Jacky // Aug 6, 2009 at 12:14 pm

  on further reflection, I remember arguing with my parents that ‘doo-doo’ was okay to say because it was in that song.
  In my twenties I would think it was okay to say the ‘n-word’ because the dead kennedys used it in ‘holiday in cambodia’

• 11 Sam Shepperd // Aug 6, 2009 at 4:15 pm

  So I never would have been admitted to Jerry and Knucklhead’s clubhouse. Now I’m perplexed. I would have been excluded for not getting the password right. But I may have been inducted into a covert African child cult if I had been admitted. Maybe back in the analog old days, ’spotty-watty-doo-doo’ would have sufficed. I watched though. I have been recruited into the Kenyan child zombi cult…just by watching.

• 12 Auntie Vera Charles // Aug 6, 2009 at 7:17 pm

  Umm. Hmm.

• 13 PeekaBooRevue // Aug 7, 2009 at 5:57 am

  LMAO! (Witch)

• 14 Knavish Rogue // Aug 7, 2009 at 8:02 am

  So, you gonna run for president in 2012?

• 15 Stretch99 // Aug 7, 2009 at 9:13 am

  DON’T BE A PLAYER
  http://digg.com/d3zM7E
  But that doesn’t mean you apply Crazy Glue to his “sensative parts”

  I say the women were crazy – NOT THE GLUE!!

• 16 dodgerbob123 // Aug 7, 2009 at 9:20 am

  To get to Kenya you take the D train to 161 and River Ave in the Bronx. This certificate is phony!

• 17 Stretch99 // Aug 7, 2009 at 10:22 am

  HE IS NO JUDGE JUDY
  http://tinyurl.com/rd22v

  Is that a penis pump under your robe – or are you just happy to see me

  Its stories like this when I miss April being ON AIR

• 18 Dylan // Aug 8, 2009 at 1:49 pm

  Impeach April!

• 19 Pookie // Aug 28, 2009 at 3:09 pm

  how do we know your dad wasn’t in the 2nd hut? there was no DNA testing back then. you call this ‘evidence’?

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