April Winchell

13 responses so far ↓

• 1 captiveww // Aug 17, 2009 at 8:24 pm

  And don’t forget the follow-up bumper sticker: Don’t Mess With Divorce. TwoMillionForDivorce.com.

• 2 Ira Shlamazel // Aug 17, 2009 at 8:34 pm

  captiveww: Statistically, shouldn’t that be FourMillionforDivorce.com?

• 3 pal Jacky // Aug 17, 2009 at 9:15 pm

  I saw an old broken down toyota with a ‘where’s the birth certifcate?’ bumper sticker and I had to see who was driving. I even missed my turn to get a look.
  It was an old broken down white man.

• 4 pal Jacky // Aug 17, 2009 at 9:18 pm

  As far as this is concerned
  http://bit.ly/16c2RO
  I am not the least amused by the antics of deviates.

• 5 pal Jacky // Aug 17, 2009 at 9:19 pm

  http://bit.ly/Yy9BW
  cut and pasted the wrong shortcut from above

• 6 Ira Shlamazel // Aug 17, 2009 at 9:23 pm

  Ginger Cocktail

  Ingredients:

  1 part bourbon
  1 part gin (Bombay)
  3 parts ginger ale
  1 dash bitters
  1 dash Orange blossom water

  To make: Combine all ingredients in shaker and shake, pour over ice and garnish with a lime wedge.

• 7 pal Jacky // Aug 17, 2009 at 9:28 pm

  http://1guy-1cup.com/
  while I’m creating a complete nuisance out of myself let’ look at something dirty.
  It is not porn, only because porn implies erotic.

• 8 Andre // Aug 18, 2009 at 11:42 am

  I suspect you’ll still be able to come up with other reasons for giving them the finger. It’s just too much fun.

• 9 RCoA // Aug 18, 2009 at 2:57 pm

  I write snotty comments on bumper stickers as though they are YouTube videos. “Your bumper sticker sucks ass. The audio was out of sync too. Jerk.”

• 10 clevelandphil // Aug 18, 2009 at 4:32 pm

  I like, “Don’t fuck with the nupts”.

• 11 jim // Aug 18, 2009 at 10:31 pm

  The last thing in the world “The Defenders Of Marriage” seem to want is the ideal best-case scenario for a lot more folks getting married … in a society where increasingly ever-fewer marriages last beyond five years. These dipshits are “defending” marriage just like the Mexican Army “defended” the Alamo.

  Remember – whenever you use logic, God strangles a kitten.

• 12 Scott // Aug 19, 2009 at 7:23 am

  Recruit? Evidently so.
  http://portland.indymedia.org/en/2009/08/393255.shtml

• 13 Pookie // Aug 28, 2009 at 12:04 pm

  why does everyone have to be so fucking ’special’. we’re all just fucking human beings. we wish we were better than that but we ain’t. whatever fucking club we want to belong to is the bestest and onliest club around and everyone else sucks. we made up marriage and we can unmake up marriage. we wanna belong to the divorced club, let’s do that cus that’s better. how bout we believe in an imaginary friend who has time to do magic when we need it, and then that will be the bestest club ever and we kin kill everyone who ain’t in it.

  oooh! I just saw that all my comments are lining up in a row over on the left sidebar!

  i guess that makes me special then, don’t it?

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