April Winchell

16 responses so far ↓

• 1 RCoA // Aug 18, 2009 at 3:13 am

  What the fuck?!

  Nat Geo and that other stupid show Nova only talk about stupid blue whales and tsunamis and hurricanes and sharks and shit. They never talk about big-ass hamsters who eat green popsicles! I hate Nat Geo and Nova!

• 2 bnaivar // Aug 18, 2009 at 5:11 am

  Pushy little gigantic fucking rat, isn’t he?

• 3 Ira Shlamazel // Aug 18, 2009 at 9:31 am

  Yes, but a CUTE little gigantic fucking rat!

  I love lime Popsicles! It’s such a drag that so many candies have switched the flavor of green from lime to green apple or watermelon! Bastards!! What the fuck is wrong with lime? It’s a perfectly wonderful flavor, not like the battery acid that is green apple!

  And my dog is still heart-broken over the loss of peanut butter in the Milk Bones variety pack! She is a terrier, and the only thing terriers like more than ice is peanut butter!

  I’ve been drying yams in the dehydrator and she loves those, but still…

• 4 Bitsey // Aug 18, 2009 at 9:31 am

  What the hell is that thing? And why is she feeding it a high-fructose corn syrup, green food dye laden frozen concoction full of chemicals?

• 5 Ira Shlamazel // Aug 18, 2009 at 9:39 am

  Bitsey, I don’t believe this video is from the United States, therefore it is unlikely to contain high-fructose corn syrup.

  The rest of the world (except China) is a little smarter than us when it comes to eating crap.

• 6 Ira Shlamazel // Aug 18, 2009 at 9:42 am

  Oh, and it’s a GIGANTIC FUCKING RAT. If it wants a Popsicle, you better give it a Popsicle, NOW!

• 7 Bitsey // Aug 18, 2009 at 9:55 am

  Well let’s hope so. Because even gigantic fucking rats shouldn’t be abused by crazy old hippie ladies.

• 8 ShannonS // Aug 18, 2009 at 10:56 am

  No one is gonna be stickin’ that gerbil up their ass!

• 9 Ira Shlamazel // Aug 18, 2009 at 11:04 am

  Oh, I wouldn’t be so sure Shannon!

  When it does happen, I’m quite sure we will find out about it here. W/ video.

• 10 Bad Bad Bozo // Aug 18, 2009 at 12:31 pm

  According to wikipedia the Capybara, also known as “master of the grasses” and “water hog” are native to South and Central America. They are “gentle and will usually allow humans to pet and hand-feed them.” Duhh there. The Capybara meat is dried and salted, then shredded and seasoned. Considered a delicacy, it is often served with rice and plantains. They are also the preferred meal of anaconda snakes, which display a huge lump in their otherwise slim body after swallowing one more or less whole even without all the rice and plantains humans prefer.

• 11 Doug // Aug 18, 2009 at 1:19 pm

  I’m still waiting for it to chew her face off. I suppose that will be in next week’s edition of her VLog.

• 12 Ira Shlamazel // Aug 18, 2009 at 1:25 pm

  Ben, the two of us need look no more
  We both found what we were looking for
  With a friend to call my own
  I’ll never be alone
  And you, my friend, will see
  You’ve got a friend in me…

  Dee-licious!

• 13 Bad Bad Bozo // Aug 18, 2009 at 4:58 pm

  This is only the tip of the iceberg. Plug “Caplin Rous” into youtube.
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aTq-0FRnZI

• 14 captiveww // Aug 19, 2009 at 10:11 pm

  That ain’t right.

• 15 Pookie // Aug 28, 2009 at 11:54 am

  Love me the rodents. LUV. Want one right now. Must go get popsicles and carry them around dripping until I get me one of my own YAY!

  Thanks for this cool idea! Your site is so neato.

  Kinda glad I didn’t have that can of steak n egg breakfast though.

• 16 Pookie // Aug 28, 2009 at 11:56 am

  I mean, lookie how polite he is.

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