April Winchell

28 responses so far ↓

• 1 forknchips // Aug 20, 2009 at 11:14 pm

  Adds character.

• 2 RCoA // Aug 21, 2009 at 12:44 am

  What is the goal? To draw attention AWAY from the big ass or to draw attention TO the big ass? I’m not judging, but I know that some people with huge asses aren’t comfortable having people look at their huge asses, so slapping a chewing duck on it may not be the best approach. And for those who are confident and pleased with their big asses, I don’t think you’d want to distract admirers with winking Wences eyes. Am I wrong?

• 3 sokogenuxap // Aug 21, 2009 at 4:36 am

  sokogenuxap…

  Diagram Of Tabernacle …

• 4 bnaivar // Aug 21, 2009 at 4:53 am

  Would the crotchless version be “Wankers”?

  “Close de box.”

• 5 Stretch99 // Aug 21, 2009 at 8:01 am

  …when she breaks wind – it goes cross-eyed…

• 6 Ira Shlamazel // Aug 21, 2009 at 8:36 am

  Alright, I have not been so creeped out since coming across a huge octopus while diving off Catalina Island! This video totally reminds me of that encounter!

  The same urge to flee…
  The same urge to never eat calamari again…

• 7 ShannonS // Aug 21, 2009 at 8:49 am

  The sad thing is that this is the second time I’ve been “sokogenuxap…rolled”.

  WTF???

  Take your meds.

• 8 ShannonS // Aug 21, 2009 at 9:49 am

  Fyi

  shitmydadsays on Twitter now has more than 4,600 followers. I think it had about 1,200 before you posted it.

• 9 thefifthbeatle // Aug 21, 2009 at 11:33 am

  I’m not sure what’s more terrifying, the pants themselves or that hideous music they chose. It’s like John Tesh by way of Yanni.

• 10 Scott // Aug 21, 2009 at 12:53 pm

  Oh yeah! Like I need additional help to call attention to my fat ass.

• 11 pal Jacky // Aug 21, 2009 at 12:55 pm

  I’m getting a pair for my sister.
  Goddum nephew is nearly 13 years old and she is still deluded
  ‘it is just baby weight’.

• 12 pal Jacky // Aug 21, 2009 at 1:09 pm

  on
  <>
  I’m going to my lawyer to set up a real will next week.
  And i’m thinking i’m gonna put in an ‘if raptured’ clause.
  I just know I’m going to go long before almost any of those hate spewing, self important born again types that seem sure they are on the bullet train to eternal peace and harmony.
  Hasn’t anyone told them that the rapture is an 19th century invention created because God wouldn’t let good christians be on earth during the events of ‘revelations’?
  The obvious answer, only a certifiable mental defective believes that ‘revelations’ is anything more than a great story written by a bored recluse. And it ain’t going to happen.
  My real wish is that a Rapture occurs and it is just Satan coming up and grabbing a few of his own early.

• 13 Stretch99 // Aug 21, 2009 at 2:01 pm

  I emailed Earthbound Pets and asked if they needed a rep to cover a Los Angeles-Ventura-San Bernadino county territory – I’ll let you all know.

  Debbie Harry belives in RAPTURE

• 14 Ira Shlamazel // Aug 21, 2009 at 2:14 pm

  Stretch that is a great idea! Monetize the rapture!

  faux-Christians LOVE to give away their money!

• 15 Ira Shlamazel // Aug 21, 2009 at 2:16 pm

  I love little Debbie!

  (No, really- she’s very tiny. Like 5′2 or something. The top of her head is even with my tits.)

  Come to think of it, so is April!

• 16 Scott // Aug 21, 2009 at 2:59 pm

  pal Jacky, you and I will never be friends.

• 17 pal Jacky // Aug 21, 2009 at 6:33 pm

  Okay,
  Now its offical. We must kill quentin Tarentino.
  I thought his movies were nice little homages to the greats like Sam Fuller and John Woo. Others thought he just blatently ripped them off since he was a no talent hack and he knew very few people would have seen the originals.
  Watching his latest epic, I have come to the conclusion that he is a no talent hack. Imagine a massive bore with massive gore, and you got it. It is the longest movie ever made. really, He plays with the space/time continuum here making it only run for 2-1/2 hours.
  Oh and Eli Roth is in it. You know the hot blooded director of bad ‘torture porn’. I think he would have been better off making ‘hostel 3′ then being in this mess. Even the coming attractions sucked balls. some ‘i know what you did last summer clone’ set in a sorority house and saw IV’.
  I’m seeing division 9 tomorrow, and I better get the taste of shit out of my mouth from the last two films I’ve paid money to see.

• 18 linnefaulk // Aug 22, 2009 at 7:11 am

  Well… the ducks were kind of cute. But the owl? And that thing that looked it pooed her pants? Oh lord!

  And if the patent goes through, I can’t imagine ANYone trying to infringe on that.

• 19 pal Jacky // Aug 22, 2009 at 4:40 pm

  ‘district 9′ is one of the better films I’ve seen in a long time. Check it out if you like that pre’star wars’ didactic allegory enhanced twilight zone moral message type stuff.

  One other thing, don’t transfer the posting style from here to other places.

  On a classical music board some guy was going off only in the classical music world could a gay texan become the darling of the soviet union at the height of the cold war.
  Because the classical music world has always been progressive in gay issues(tell that one to Leonard bernstein’s kids)

  I responded ‘I didn’t know van cliburn was a ‘mo’.
  it did not go over.
  After a google search, I discovered He was heavily closeted until 1996 and becasue of that the original point was just delusion and wishful thinking. But it was too late.

• 20 jj // Aug 23, 2009 at 11:32 am

  I think they should partner with Champion or someone and make athletic gear – a slow winking owl or quacking duck is fine, but think of those images if they were jogging…put a pair of hands on each cheek in the appropriate position, and applaud your way to better health.

• 21 adorisday // Aug 23, 2009 at 5:18 pm

  Dear Pal Jacky

  I know nothing about classical music but I had to figure out the “best” version of Liebestraum and I liked the Claudio Arrau version better than Van Cliburn.

  I’m sure my spelling is all wrong on these but what do you think of Claudio Arrau? And that’s weird about Van Cliburn in the USSR but back then, the KGB loved to blackmail gays with compromising hotel room photos.

  A note for April’s Gay Agenda: “Liebestraum” is the song Bette Davis requests over and over again at her “bumpy night” party in ALL ABOUT EVE. I’m sure Mankiewicz knew it means “Dream of Love”.

• 22 Doug // Aug 23, 2009 at 8:06 pm

  Oh my…listening to an old 2001 AW show, my virgin ears actually heard our dear April say the phrase “auto-fellatio”…on the radio, no less!

  oh my oh my oh my!

• 23 Stretch99 // Aug 24, 2009 at 7:08 am

  That’s nothing. Listen to the show with special guest Taylor Negron. He and April discuss cockrings…

  A nice ckicken – with a ring…

• 24 Stretch99 // Aug 24, 2009 at 9:17 am

  The response from Earthbound Pets:

• 25 Stretch99 // Aug 24, 2009 at 9:18 am

  Hi,

  Thanks for your interest in EE-BP. All of our current positions have been filled, please check back at a later time for available openings.

  I apologize for the shitty form letter, but the response has been so great I do not have the time to personally reply to each inquiry.

  Regards,

  Brad

  Sorry for the form reply St, I have been answering emails all day. Take care.

  Brad

• 26 pal Jacky // Aug 24, 2009 at 2:41 pm

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  Me too, VC has never been on any list of my favorites for any pieces. I think, I got of his LP’s back in the day, and when I switched to CD, The performances got upgraded.

  As a personal thought Arrau’ Liebstraum is fine and his performances of liszt’s two concertos (with colin davis) are my favorites. My favorite all around Lisztian is Bolet. He died before getting a chance to record the concertos.

  His liebestraum is tops. Probably not worth getting a whole new album for if one has the Arrau, But keep it in mind if you want to investigate more/different liszt.

  As far as that Tarintino shit making so much money at the box office. ‘Paul blart mall cop’ made more on its opening weekend
  Actually Paul blart might be a better movie.

  Fuck whoever scheduled the new final destination and Halloween movies coming out this Friday.I better see ‘final destination’ first, it is easier to ditch those goofy 3-d glasses when I’m sneaking into halloween.

• 27 Pookie // Aug 28, 2009 at 11:29 am

  winker was one of my favorite words, once.

• 28 Brandex // Aug 31, 2009 at 5:18 pm

  I watch a lot of horror movies and have hated Eli Roth from the beginning. He rips off interesting directors under the guise of an homage, tosses on a bunch of gore and then the horror tards eat it all up and think it’s brilliant. Maybe it’s better to look at directors who don’t see themselves as horror movie makers instead of these braindead fans who grow up and think, “Hurr, gore and boobies! Me can do dat!”

  I’m disappointed in Tarantino. I really did think he had talent when I saw Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction but I haven’t liked anything else he has done nearly as much.

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