I went to a web site yesterday that generates reports on your traffic and readership. These reports let you see where most of your visitors come from, and what they click on. That can be very helpful, because it allows you to give people more of what they want, and less of what they don’t.
You know, if you give a rat’s ass.
What really got my attention were the search results.
These are the terms that people put into Google or Yahoo, and lead them to my little corner of the web. Seeing what searches yield the most hits tells me what people are looking for, and I can use that information to get more readers!
Let’s take a look, shall we?
So what have we we learned today?
“Pron” comes somewhere between French farce and Jim Nabors - as in real life.
More people want to see Elvis in his casket than Tiger Woods play golf.
Illinois citizens enjoy breast cakes and accordion sex. And having spent a weekend in Elgin, I’m not at all surprised.
Paris Hilton’s snatch is more popular than her vagina, but people still mistake the echo for yodeling.
Only 1 person is looking for Bono humor, and he still hasn’t found what he’s looking for.
0.90% of the people who come here are not gay. But they like your booty.