Well, I’m not watering them.
February 7th, 2013 · 19 Comments · Advertising, Irony
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I’m wating for the Dirty Sanchez tulip
I’m so on board for that.
or the “Two Girls, one Buttercup”.
This is just one step up from those squirting flowers you wear on your lapel.
Actually, if Ms. Winchell ever does it, I guess that would be April Showers.
and Golden April Showers brings…..wet Bronc?
ew.
i’mma leave that there anyway.
I see what you did there!
Um, Film at 11?
Fortunately, it will be depicted with sock puppets.
I wish I could UNSEE what you did there!
I saw what they did there!
If your Golden Showers are “moderately fragrant,” you might want to get checked for diabetes.
Whoever said it’s “moderately fragrant” must enjoy the scent.
This is the kind of subtle absurdity I need to decorate my house. I would lovingly tend to my Golden Showers and tell everyone who would listen so!
Well, at least they’re only “moderately fragrant.”
I know this rose. My wonderful green-fingered mum once wanted something to grow against a wall, and this is what she chose.
“Mum, do you know what a golden shower is?”
“A shower of gold?”
“*whisper*”
“Well, I don’t care. I’m having Golden Showers all over this wall.”
“MOTHER.”
“It smells wonderful!”
The rose is still there, years after her death. It does smell good. When I move, I’ll plant a new one, along with some Warm Carl petunias and a Cleveland Steamer tree. (I give the gardening catalogues five months).
Is it scratch n sniff?
Welcome back April.
They’re virus-free.
At least there’s that.
Look like peeonies to me.