WHAT
THE
FUCK
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Little Blow Peep
February 8th, 2013 · 19 Comments · Picture Dump, WTF
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Inflate a minute, I’m sure that the teats and udder are near the hind legs and not the front. Anime, you’re doing it wrong.
but wait… there are inflatable DIAPERS!
http://squeaklatex.com/dia.php
I don’t need no damn inflatable diapers, I’ve got my own hard-earned middle-age spread without that! I just saved myself $230.00US!
Though I have to admit, my ‘fluff’ is NOT dual layered. And the advantage to this is…?
Wait, why does it have a hemmhoroid donut around its neck??
To hide the Adam’s apple….
Sure sign you’ve spent too much time on the Regretsy forums – you notice that the second character has her socks on the wrong feet.
And missmatched eyes, but who’s looking for reality anyway?
Do they make a Clarabelle? Because that would be HAWT!
I think I’ve been on the internet too long because I’m honestly impressed with the craftmanship involved to create the removable fleece.
Well, I for one really appreciate the diversity in this photo shoot- lambs of color don’t get enough exposure in this country.
Hehe, exposure. I see what ewe did there!
I’m just stuck on imagining the pools of sweat collecting in the feet.
I don’t get it. What’s so weird about this?
A little lamb had Mary
It’s fleece was shiny blue
And everywhere that Mary went
The little lamb came to.
That just can’t be comfortable.
Another bit of evidence that all roads lead back to Whose Line Is It Anyway?:
“We’re watching animal porn! Mary Had a Little Lamb will be right back after these messages.”
There once was (now vanished) a goof website, presumably out of New Zealand, named AdultSheepFinder dot com. It had all the trappings of a dating site, except for sheep. Special attributes you could select for included colored sheep, shaved sheep…well, you get the picture. If you Google “adultsheepfinder”, you’ll still find references.
So this farm hand signs on to a remote sheep ranch out in Wyoming. His first week passed by pretty well, when suddenly around 4pm Friday a loud bell started ringing. All of the other farm hands instantly dropped what they were doing and sprinted out towards the main holding pen.
The new guy watched in confusion, then he walked over and asked the foreman what was going on. The old foreman kind of winced and said “Well, there ain’t a lot of womenfolk out this way, so the Boss lets the fellas have their way with the sheep at the end of ev’ry week”.
The farmhand was stunned. He asked “Well…why are they all running so fast?”
The foreman replied “Well hell, Son; nobody wants to get stuck with an ugly one…”.
Has anybody else wondered to themselves “is that two men?” I just did…knowing what I do about the interwebs, and the anime and furry/latex culture…..because of the interwebs