- As found in the Regretsy forums
// Feb 8, 2013 at 1:09 pm
Inflate a minute, I’m sure that the teats and udder are near the hind legs and not the front. Anime, you’re doing it wrong.
// Feb 8, 2013 at 1:16 pm
but wait… there are inflatable DIAPERS!
// Feb 11, 2013 at 7:40 am
I don’t need no damn inflatable diapers, I’ve got my own hard-earned middle-age spread without that! I just saved myself $230.00US!
Though I have to admit, my ‘fluff’ is NOT dual layered. And the advantage to this is…?
RowdyGirlsRanch is late to the party
// Feb 8, 2013 at 1:17 pm
Wait, why does it have a hemmhoroid donut around its neck??
Sofa King We Todd Did
// Mar 19, 2013 at 8:11 pm
To hide the Adam’s apple….
// Feb 8, 2013 at 1:21 pm
Sure sign you’ve spent too much time on the Regretsy forums – you notice that the second character has her socks on the wrong feet.
// Feb 24, 2013 at 7:58 pm
And missmatched eyes, but who’s looking for reality anyway?
// Feb 8, 2013 at 2:25 pm
Do they make a Clarabelle? Because that would be HAWT!
// Feb 8, 2013 at 2:59 pm
I think I’ve been on the internet too long because I’m honestly impressed with the craftmanship involved to create the removable fleece.
// Feb 8, 2013 at 3:11 pm
Well, I for one really appreciate the diversity in this photo shoot- lambs of color don’t get enough exposure in this country.
// Feb 9, 2013 at 2:58 pm
Hehe, exposure. I see what ewe did there!
I Craft With Farts
// Feb 8, 2013 at 9:54 pm
I’m just stuck on imagining the pools of sweat collecting in the feet.
// Feb 8, 2013 at 11:09 pm
I don’t get it. What’s so weird about this?
// Feb 9, 2013 at 10:09 am
A little lamb had Mary
It’s fleece was shiny blue
And everywhere that Mary went
The little lamb came to.
// Feb 9, 2013 at 10:32 am
That just can’t be comfortable.
Toilet Trained at Gunpoint
// Feb 9, 2013 at 10:13 pm
Another bit of evidence that all roads lead back to Whose Line Is It Anyway?:
“We’re watching animal porn! Mary Had a Little Lamb will be right back after these messages.”
// Feb 9, 2013 at 11:38 pm
There once was (now vanished) a goof website, presumably out of New Zealand, named AdultSheepFinder dot com. It had all the trappings of a dating site, except for sheep. Special attributes you could select for included colored sheep, shaved sheep…well, you get the picture. If you Google “adultsheepfinder”, you’ll still find references.
// Feb 26, 2013 at 6:31 am
So this farm hand signs on to a remote sheep ranch out in Wyoming. His first week passed by pretty well, when suddenly around 4pm Friday a loud bell started ringing. All of the other farm hands instantly dropped what they were doing and sprinted out towards the main holding pen.
The new guy watched in confusion, then he walked over and asked the foreman what was going on. The old foreman kind of winced and said “Well, there ain’t a lot of womenfolk out this way, so the Boss lets the fellas have their way with the sheep at the end of ev’ry week”.
The farmhand was stunned. He asked “Well…why are they all running so fast?”
The foreman replied “Well hell, Son; nobody wants to get stuck with an ugly one…”.
Sofa King We Todd Did
// Mar 19, 2013 at 8:10 pm
Has anybody else wondered to themselves “is that two men?” I just did…knowing what I do about the interwebs, and the anime and furry/latex culture…..because of the interwebs
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