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According to Los Angeles Magazine, I’m the 21st Funniest Person in Los Angeles. And I’m sure you know that if you read something in a magazine, it’s absolutely true.
Johnny Knoxville was number 20, so he’s one funnier. I tend to think that’s because I never attached alligator clamps to my nipples. But I certainly would if it were tasteful and important to the plot.
I have voiced thousands of cartoons over the years. I was a local fixture on Los Angeles radio for 8 years, and have the distinction of being called “Un-American” by Sean Hannity.
So I’ve got that going for me.
Aprilwinchell.com
I started this web site in 2000, as a way to help promote my radio show on KFI. Then I got fired.
To my surprise, this thing just kept getting more popular. In fact, the Guardian called it “One of the hottest sites on the internet”, which means almost nothing.
Not having an actual job, I kept adding things like videoblogs and podcasts. I envisioned a Valhalla of mediocrity, where people could spend hours of their lives they would never get back.
Now it’s a veritable motherlode of marginal entertainment. There are hundreds of hours of archived radio shows from KFI to KABC to KTLK.
And if that’s not enough, and it never is with you people, this site boasts one of the most hellish collections of bad music on the internet.
It’s true. Just one little click on the MP3 Library will start a mind-numbing descent into madness, and there is no getting back. No way. Not after you’ve heard an Icelandic Nirvana cover, or Johnny Cash singing in German.
And there are other oddities as well; outtakes, meltdowns and just so many bad decisions one hardly knows where to start.
So you might as well get started.
More Me
Other places to hear me and see me, and thankfully, not smell me
My bio and resume on the Internet Movie Database, illustrating the downside of the internet: No job, no matter how humiliating, is ever forgotten.
My Wikipedia entry, which is frequently rewritten by people who confuse me for someone else or think I’m related to Candice Bergen.
Of all the comments I’ve made in public over the years, these are the ones Wiki wants you to remember.
Well, not mine, exactly. Mine in that they once belonged to me. But not taken of me, personally. In any case, I donated my collection and it’s now prominently displayed on the Rectal Foreign Bodies Home Page. Imagine how proud I am. Go on.
