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Top Ten Good Things About Getting Older

January 4th, 2002 · No Comments

Top Ten Good Things About Getting Older

Gray hair has more body.
The therapy is starting to kick in.
Arthritis makes you less likely to lose your wedding ring.
No one asks you how you did on the SAT.
Plenty of good books are available in large print editions.
Modern Maturity is actually a pretty good magazine.
No more camping.
Dinner out costs [...]

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Oh, Damn

January 3rd, 2002 · No Comments

Cary Berglund, the entertainment reporter on Channel 9 News, just wished me a happy birthday on the air AND I WAS ON THE TOILET!
Let me know if you happened to hear it (the birthday greeting, not me on the toilet).

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Thank You

December 31st, 2001 · No Comments

I have such a cold. Damn you, whoever gave this to me. Damn to all to hell, you damned dirty apes!
Oh sorry, had a little Charleton Heston flashback thing happening there.
Did I ever mention that Charleton Heston's ass was the first man ass I ever saw? Not in person, just in the Planet of the [...]

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