April Winchell

Number 10:
Grady Sizemore
Cleveland Indians
Number 9:
Bobby Cox
Atlanta Braves
Number 8:
John Buck
Kansas City Royals
Number 7:
Nick Swisher
Oakland Athletics
Number 6:
Richie Sexson
Seattle Mariners
Number 5:
Bartolo Colon
Boston Red Socks
Number 4:
Quinton McCracken
Arizona Diamondbacks
Number 3:
Ross Gload
Kansas City Royals
Number 2:
JJ Putz
Seattle Mariners
AND THE NUMBER 1 MOST HOMOEROTIC NAME IN BASEBALL:
Albert Pujols*
St. Louis Cardinals
*Not only because it’s pronounced “poo holes”, but because his nickname is “Prince Albert”

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