The other day I was in the supermarket with John, and I saw Anne Hathaway on the cover of a magazine.
I stopped and stared. There was something just kind of . . . wrong with it. She seemed so weirdly out of proportion that I pointed it out to John.
“Jesus Christ,” I said, “did [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Celebrity Math'
All Eyes on Anne Hathaway
August 5th, 2007 · No Comments
Tags: Celebrity Math · Photoshoppery
Celebrity Math: Because You’re Worth It
April 4th, 2007 · 1 Comment
So this morning we’re watching TV, and a L’Oreal commercial comes on with Diane Keaton.
I used to like Diane Keaton. I really did.
I thought she was charming and original, even when the press made fun of her for showing up at premieres dressed like Uncle Pennybags.
In fact, one of my favorite films is a documentary [...]
Tags: Advertising · Celebrity Math · Television
Tho Long!
March 29th, 2007 · No Comments
Dear God, am I happy to see Chris Sligh go. I haven’t been this relieved since Antoileta Barba went back to bible college to make web cam porn.
I just never warmed up to him. I tried, in my own way. But in the end, it was just way too much work. And let’s face it, [...]
Tags: Celebrity Math · Radio · Television
