If you were a reader of Regretsy, you may recall my unpleasant interaction with Jacqueline Stallone, perhaps most famous for passing Sylvester’s giant cranium through her withered loins. At issue was a post I wrote about Rumpology; the sophisticated science of looking at someone’s ass and telling their fortune. Ms. Stallone has been offering this [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Terrible Music'
October 5th, 2009 · 15 Comments · Terrible Music
It’s October in the San Fernando Valley. The lawns are turning brown, it’s a crisp 80 degrees and everything is on fire. It can only mean one thing – time to unload a pile of German covers! So here they are. Track after steaming track, laying here like so many blood sausages on a commemorative [...]
November 26th, 2008 · 35 Comments · Holidays, MP3s, Terrible Music
In a few hours, I will be sitting in a dentist’s chair, loaded up on horse tranquilizers and getting 4 teeth pulled. They’ll also be taking out some kind of weird cyst thing that has been growing quietly under one of those teeth, which may or may not be a conjoined twin. The important thing [...]