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		<title>You can&#8217;t spell &#8220;Twitter&#8221; without &#8220;twit&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 18:16:55 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Celebutards]]></category>
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		<title>I&#8217;d follow Jesus if he was on Twitter</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 19:48:11 +0000</pubDate>
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Your prayers have been answered.
Happy Easter!
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<p><a href="http://twitter.com/Its_Jesus"target=_blank>Your prayers have been answered</a>.</p>
<p>Happy Easter!</p>
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		<title>OMG</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 03:32:46 +0000</pubDate>
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&#8220;Shortly before the reported 9 PM attack, Todd updated her Twitter page with a post noting that she was, &#8216;Stubbornly searching for a bank of america to avoid ATM fees.&#8217; Soon after, she blogged, &#8220;Pretty sure I&#8217;m on the wrong side of pittsburgh.&#8221; Three hours after that update, Todd wrote, &#8220;Oh the blog I will [...]]]></description>
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<p><i>&#8220;Shortly before the reported 9 PM attack, Todd updated her Twitter page with a post noting that she was, &#8216;Stubbornly searching for a bank of america to avoid ATM fees.&#8217; Soon after, she blogged, &#8220;Pretty sure I&#8217;m on the wrong side of pittsburgh.&#8221; Three hours after that update, Todd wrote, &#8220;Oh the blog I will be making soon&#8230;Its been a rough night.&#8221; A screen grab of Todd&#8217;s Twitter page&#8211;which was linked from her page on a College Republican National Committee web site&#8211;<a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1023083twitter1.html"target=_blank>can be found here</a>.&#8221;</p>
<p>- TheSmokingGun.com</i></p>
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		<title>Now with more Twitter</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 17:34:45 +0000</pubDate>
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I just joined Twitter.  I&#8217;m sure, like me, you&#8217;re very excited about that.
I put a little widget up in the right hand corner there, so you can see what I&#8217;m up to. Won&#8217;t that be fun? 
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<p>I just joined Twitter.  I&#8217;m sure, like me, you&#8217;re very excited about that.</p>
<p>I put a little widget up in the right hand corner there, so you can see what I&#8217;m up to. Won&#8217;t that be fun? </p>
<p>For example, I&#8217;ve already thought about cereal this morning.  In fact, <a href="/images/weetabix.jpg"rel="lightbox">I even had some</a>.</p>
<p>Of course, I can&#8217;t put<em> everything</em> on Twitter.  A girl has to keep some of her mystery!</p>
<p>So I&#8217;ll probably save toilet stories for the web site.</p>
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