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Author : roxy contin (IP: 66.134.52.14 , h-66-134-52-14.lsanca54.covad.net)
E-mail : suppressedmadness@hotmail.com
RE: Your Comments
Comment: Is April on another tear calling people fat? WTF, Donut Thighs!
Still bitter after all these years! You know your ass wants to make that late night run to the donut shop, why don’t you take it there and eat your bitterness away. BTW, how are those stretch marks? Still needin’ the duct tape to hold your saggy ass up! Here’s an idea, why don’t you develop an ass bra for chicks like you who’ve lost a whole person and find their asses hanging down to the back of their knees like some sad and deflated splotchy balloon.
And have the guts ( you must have some excess skin flap trimmings laying around if you haven’t made sausage casings out of them yet ) not to delete my post this time, Ms Wench-el.
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From: natedouglas@hotmail.com
Subject: Hollywood Roundn Up
Date: August 30, 2007 11:38:16 PM PDT
Yah….hello there HATER! Things working out for ya? Is that because YOU didn’t make it? Is that because YOU are the prblem? How many people (including yourself) do you lie to? How many do you really take credit for? All of those HARD woking people that really give a shit…and yoiu think that Karma isn’t coming for you?
What because you USE everybody….dream on little bitch. It is..and always will be a balance….you cannot live on THAT side and pretend….because it’s do or die and well….you have already proclaimed your lack of luster for other things that are living. Good luck with that. Have fun with her twin sister Fate. I feel sorry for you…not that I really even should but go ahead and “write that down.” You never know when that MIGHT be worth something….
Via Con Dios El Diablo~
Nathaniel Messenger has sent you YOUR MESSAGE.
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Author : Roger (IP: 66.214.13.12 , 66-214-13-12.dhcp.lnbh.ca.charter.com)
E-mail : magnesiumpie@gmail.com
RE: Pod-Luck 3 - Judge Betty
Comment: old Jewish lady humor has never been funny - do you know what year it is? It sure isn’t 1963. If you’re planning on selling this embarassing podcast stuff commercially it’s not going to fly.
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Author : Roger (IP: 66.214.13.12 , 66-214-13-12.dhcp.lnbh.ca.charter.com)
E-mail : magnesiumpie@gmail.com
RE: Pod-Luck 4 - Literature Today
Comment: who exactly is your target audience - 85 year olds? this shit ain’t funny at all
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From: ellynnkh@sdcoe.net
Subject: New Site Sucks
Date: August 17, 2007 9:07:00 AM
THE NEW SITE SUCKS HARD
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From: Elpaco3240@aol.com
Subject: You have reached mediocrity
Date: July 15, 2007 11:08:13 AM PDT
Your website used to be far more interesting. I’m sorry, but I used to visit once a week because it had interesting video clips and other things that you couldn’t find in other places. That quality has disappeared and been replaced by a massive dose of megalomania.
You, I’m very sorry to say, have become stale. Go back to the days when you had links that featured that crazy black minister on a triple-digit cable program cursing at his viewers. I’ll check back in to see how things are going in a couple of months. I hope you find a way of recapturing your old essence.
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33 responses so far ↓
1 steve // Aug 17, 2007 at 12:44 pm
April is a really funny and incredibly talented person who created a website where she posts shit she thinks is funny, and where she writes about shit she thinks matters. she makes fun of people who are openly asking for it, she has a razor-sharp sense of pop culture, and she’s opinionated, but balanced, when she needs to be. for these of you who think she owes you anything, or who don’t “get” her site, who waste time away from your doll collections to email her with negative feedback: finish that last Smirnoff Ice. alone. fuck off.
2 April // Aug 17, 2007 at 6:38 pm
Thanks mom.
3 phoebefigalilly // Aug 17, 2007 at 9:34 pm
Write back when you make it up to April’s level of “mediocrity” until then take a Pamprin.
4 steve // Aug 17, 2007 at 11:04 pm
any time, hon. you send those meanies my way.
5 ednixon // Aug 18, 2007 at 3:06 am
The lack of Purple looks better on my old Treo.
I don’t have an I-Phone yet.
Looks great !
6 albo // Aug 18, 2007 at 10:30 am
The new web site is spendor unleashed, a spritz of fresh lemon on broiled fish, a nice schmear of cream cheese on a warm bagel as take breakfast al fresco on a cool summer morning and watch the leggy blondes on their way to work.
7 Syr Paine // Aug 18, 2007 at 3:02 pm
Gawd damn! I am SO glad to be back because I have missed this kind of dialogue!
Love the new site, April. The purple was nice but it gave me a headache after a few hours of mindless wandering.
Maybe it was the booze…
8 jim // Aug 18, 2007 at 6:55 pm
Obviously still pissed about having gone for LaRouche.
Get over that!
Actually, I’ve still got some of that original essence … but I doubt April’s going to want it back once she opens the jar & takes a whiff. That shit can peel chrome by now.
9 rickt7525 // Aug 19, 2007 at 1:53 pm
The new website looks good. Everyone should all look forward to the improved functionality. We all just have to get used to it. Remember your first time using…(fill in w/ any software, hardware, operating system)…? And quit your bitchin’! By the way, at the end of the day, isn’t it all about content? And that’s where April ROCKS now and always has!!!!!!
10 Stretch // Aug 19, 2007 at 8:27 pm
Albo has got it right - but gawrsh I’m hungry !
11 Shannon // Aug 29, 2007 at 8:58 pm
So here is the deal. Until you have paid the whore, you don’t get to complain about the blow-job. For fuck’s sake, how much does April make for giving us relief from assholes like you?
They are experimenting. Thank god or you would be watching Cosby reruns.
12 April // Aug 29, 2007 at 9:20 pm
“Until you’ve paid the whore, you don’t get to complain about the blow-job.”
I’m going to stitch that into a pillow.
God love you.
13 amanda1227x // Aug 30, 2007 at 12:51 am
I LOVE the new page and fuck who doesn’t . Keep up the good work.
Amanda
14 jasonthegreat // Aug 30, 2007 at 9:30 am
A quick google search reveals that Roger’s email address comes up as belonging to the President of the Fanny Brice Fan Club.
Which just goes to show that he really does think that old Jewish lady humor is funny.
15 you81too // Aug 31, 2007 at 1:46 pm
Like your new site. You rock out. Keep up the good work. Fuck those bastards that give you shit
16 davidhazard71 // Sep 13, 2007 at 2:38 am
My god why can’t some see the genius and appreciate someone who would take the time to make such a wonderful site. It’s hard work. I love this site !!!! Please April pay no attention to ANY negativity. Because what your doing is just so positive.
17 daveleb55 // Sep 28, 2007 at 9:20 am
April,
Love you, love your site, love Kathy G., hate everyone else:
fuckoff you pathetic bunch of knuckle dragging simian proto-human wannabe’s.
18 Titan // Oct 9, 2007 at 1:05 am
daveleb55… Well stated.
19 Farfel // Oct 9, 2007 at 8:48 pm
As the Fake Latin saying goes, “Illegitimi Non Carborundum”. Or…Don’t Let The Bastards Grind You Down! Your faithful Fanbase will tale care of ‘em, anyway! Hey, LOVE the new look to the website! Without the purple it looks a lot less like a Porn website, and that makes my wife very happy! Otherwise, I’d NEVER be able to explain the Poodles!
20 Stretch // Oct 10, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Poodle Porn?!
Insert bone joke here___________
21 Andre // Oct 10, 2007 at 1:24 pm
Poodle porn is my favorite kind of porn.
No pussies.
22 JohnnyBoy // Oct 10, 2007 at 5:45 pm
Dinosaur Porn is better ….Debbie Does Diplodicus, Velocirapture., etc
Now the ones with shrimp, that’s some hardcore prawn !
23 Carltonyuk // Oct 23, 2007 at 5:01 am
Love the site. Always have. Always will. Those that don’t get your humour April need another dip in the gene pool.
Definitely something missing there.
Just one request. Ask KTLK to stream their shows abroad. I miss listening live and chatting to friends here.
More success to you!!
24 Arthur // Oct 25, 2007 at 11:28 am
I loved the old site and love the new one even more April. Booh! to the quarter wits who defile your name.
25 jpopelish // Nov 19, 2007 at 9:13 am
I have loved Paul Winchell, ever since hearing Jack and the Beanstalk/M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I in the 50s.
However, something has always puzzled me, since I was a sprout, in Indiana, and that is the last line of lyrics in Jack and the Beanstalk. I haven’t yet found it, but thanks to the magic of Google, I have discovered the wonder of your existence.
I was having so much fun with your site that I forgot, for several days, the original question that lead me here.
26 JohnnyBoy // Nov 20, 2007 at 2:10 am
Google makes me virtually omniscient…now if I could only figure out what to DO with the knowledge….
27 agwheels // Nov 29, 2007 at 2:31 pm
Freaking GREAT! Love it (I’m sending a case of champagne to my old radio-buddy who turned me onto this site) And, in this age of ‘politically correct,’ if you have THAT many haters, you must be doing SOMETHING RIGHT! (Thanks for including your Dad’s bits, too …. always one of my favorites.)
28 leftcoasttim // Dec 20, 2007 at 2:37 pm
Nice to see you back on-air. With another former
So.-Cal. Radio Personality, Steve “KRTH” Morris.
And imagine, I used to feel sorry for you, April,
with “Mr. K” auctioning off goodies to, allegedly,
pay your bills. Now, jetting-off to Europe for
the holidays. Nice! But, there are 2 “holes” in
LA radio right now, but apparently you’re not
going to fill-in either one. Substitute host for
Stephanie Miller on KTLK, and permanent
7-10pm weeknight host on KFI.
WHAT’S UP WITH THAT? Tired of radio, or
like most people in that medium, did you use
it as stepping-stone to TV?
Well, best of luck to you, AW, professionally
and personally, and just remember, “Old Radio
Announcers never die, their tubes just gradually
glow dimmer and dimmer!”
29 orco // Jan 3, 2008 at 11:53 am
i was gonna complain but, your kinda hot so yeah keep that up maybe some more pics though
30 inerror // Jan 31, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Why is all of what good media there is on Public TV or Public Radio or Podcast? Could it be the same reason the political field sucks. I’ve never seen such a year of tweedle dee or tweedle dum. Could it be the corrupting influence of money in the hands of mindless, fascist zombies with no imagination? Could we be living in a repressive kleptocracy? If Big Brother is watching me type this message, I summon him to delete it NOW!
31 eBayEnigma // Feb 21, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Just a reminder to the people that post hate/negative comments. You really need to take your Thorazine BEFORE you post a comment!
They all probably live in the same state-run institution anyway.
Keep up the good work April…love you…love your site!
32 JohnnyBoy // Feb 21, 2008 at 10:41 pm
I hate you. No, that’s not it…oh yes, I hate Hate
You’re wonderful, you entertain cats…..that’s a fine thing
33 Razzilla // Apr 1, 2008 at 8:35 pm
April
Just a minor complaint…but one that could be solved one way or another…and I believe it’s more a request than anything else… Other than that…the site is perfect…
Would there be anything more surviving from your father’s radio shows??? If so…would it be possible to include those on your site???
Okay…maybe some more Eilert Pilarm…especially his rendition of One Night (the only song of his that makes ME cringe) would be appreciated…
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